Archive for September, 2008
What you could do with $700 billion…
I’ve been thinking a lot about this over the past week or so and it dawned on me that $700,000,000,000 is a ton of money! It’s enough to give every American citizen $2300. But what else could you do with that much moolah! Here is my list of what I could do with that much money…
1.) I could buy 1,400,000,000,000 cans of Pepsi!
2.) How about 466,666,666.666 Oympus E-3 Digital Cameras
3.) Or maybe 41,518,386,714 copies of Kung Fu Panda on DVD
4.) How about 5,468,750,000 Apple iPod Nano’s
5.) Or 29,723,991 2009 Honda Civic Hybrids
6.) Or you might want 170,731,707,317 gallons of gas in Honolulu Hawaii
7.) it might be fun to release 1,800,000,000,000 ping pong balls on the streets of your town
8.) You could be a humanitarian and give every homeless person in America $200,000!
9.) I’m sure we could just buy every oil producing country for $700 billion then we wouldn’t have to worry about foreign oil…ever!
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Talk like a Pirate Day!
Argh! I wish I could make up stuff this good. But alas it’s for real! Someone has actually created “Talk Like a Pirate Day”! The bad news is that it already happened on September 19th but you can be sure that I’ll be ready to celebrate it next year…
Talk Like a Pirate Day Website
Now I understand that some of you might be saying to yourselves “I don’t really like pirates. I mean they’re pretty much just bastards who drink too much and generally behave badly” Well then fear not because you might be a Ninja! If you are then there’s good news for you! Ninja day is just around the corner!
The past year…
I called a very good friend of mine last night to help me figure out a few things. One thing she made me realize was that I’ve had a pretty amazing year so far. I realized so many dreams and things I’ve always wanted to do.
One of the things I realized last night was that I overcame the one fear that cripples me more that any other… being able to talk to a beautiful woman I’m interested in without turning into a gelatinous blob. So I wanted to write something about this without giving away any details… So here is the past year of life in 100 words or less!
Won
Lost
Decided to stop fearing
Decided to follow dream
Tried
Succeeded
Tried again
Succeeded again
Tried even more
Succeeded even more
Van explodes
Recognized for good work
Grateful to everybody who helped
Met great people
Having fun
Grateful to be alive
Lost my watch
Bought a new watch
Found my self in an interesting position
Van explodes again
Found old watch
Found $6.93 in my pocket
Found peace
Found someone interesting
Deceided to go for it success or failure
Kissed someone interesting
Didn’t succeed but didn’t fail either
Found out that I’m ok
Lesson… stop being afraid, and you’ll be ok.
It’s been a month! Zoinks!
I’ve been so busy lately that I didn’t realize that it had been a whole month since I last posted anything on here! Yowsa! Here’s the skinny….
“Always Patsy Cline” is going very well at Manoa Valley Theatre. The show has been extended and will continue for 3 more performances Sept. 26, 27, 28. It’s been great fun and I’ll be sad when it’s over. The whole photography thing is going extremely well. I have had four shoots this month. It’s been pretty crazy and I’m going to take a break from photography in for the month of October to get caught up with editing all the photos I shot and to get my finances in order.
That’s all for now. I’m going to spend a little more time updating this site on a more regular basis so look for more news soon….
